April 01, 2005

today,
my wife also said: "Hey I got my period. Now I can get pregnant again", and I thought these are the times you wish you were born with a dick having treads, twist it off and on accordingly to supply and demand, in the low times, to have it sitting in a glass of water on your nightdesk, like a set of false teeth: Honey, I am not ready for a third child.