So the Pope dies and the world cries and mourns. And there are speeches, and masses and TV-shows and what not…
One mass in particular got some unfortunate media-attention this week, as the American Catholic Church shipped US cardinal Bernard Law off to Rome and the Vatican to conduct a mass at St. Peters Basilica.
Bernard Law, who the fuck is Bernard Law, you might ask? Hey for once fuck is a good answer, it is in fact a really good answer. Bernard Law was the archbishop who had to resign in disgrace in December 2002 for his participation and covering up for priests in the childabuse-scandal centered in Boston congregations.
Tasty shit no? The scandal no less a scandal knowing this molesting scumbag still holds a job, he can leave the country at will, he can approach kids and being paid doing so… Oh yea, do ten Ave Marias and we`ll world peace too right?

The best joke though (not that I laughed bout the abovementioned…Oh lordie no!) of the week in my book, was however again performed by all-american hausfrau™ Martha Stewart.
After having spend 5 month in prison over the winter for insider-trading – a period where her company shares ironically skyrocketed – she is now back to serve the rest of her sentence doing a five month housearrest in her sprawling Westchester County estate upstate New York.
But, oh how justice spoke: A judge ordered Martha to stay in housearrest, after she claimed that the sentence is damaging her business. The celebrity homemaker told judges that serving the rest of her sentence would hamper production of her two forthcoming television series. She applied for the courts to bluestamp her leaving the house for 80 hours a week – as opposed to the now allowed 40 hours – to take care of business.
Yea, well, I laughed Martha. Your middle name aint “humble”…

And then I went to a class with an african-american radical social worker: Geoffrey Canada, straight outta Harlem. I`ll get back to that, as I am still trying to regain my breath.

Oh Lordie. The state I am in. Oh Lordie. The shape of things. Oh Lordie. The Shape of the things of the state I am in in the world I am in . Oh Lordie.

apicture of a catholic childmolesting scumbag- bernhard law.
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2002/04/23/law.jpg