March 05, 2005

WHY THIS...part 43

I can and can not fucking believe it.

Livestyle-guru, all American Hausfrau Martha Stewart was being released from Alderson Correctionall Facility (AFC), West Virginia yesterday after serving three of a 5 month punishment for insider trade way back then.
Zoned out in front of the tv - zapping - three of the major news broadcasters CNN, FOX and NBC had reporters and camera crews stationed at the entrance to AFC awaiting her release, as if she would walk out of three, greeting the hungry crowd and tell them how much better a person she is now. Jesus. But there they are, the camera crews plus hundreds of reporters in a fucking snowstorm waiting, and crosscuts to the studios, packed with experts in legal matters, lifestyle, weather and what not – all creaming up this news which is nothing, but non the less headlines as breaking news.

Then: Oh Oh its looks like something is happening back to the reporter at the gate, some one is coming, she is blonde, is it her, no its its it’s………. a prisonguard and another official with a pressrelease and the vultures rips it from his hands, zooms in, get on their cell phones, what does it say, what does it say? Nothing but: that Martha has left the building like hours ago. Then a car comes out with tainted windows, oh my god is it her, is it her, and jseus did you see that, they ran a stop sign, that’s another violation right there, Martha Martha, what have become of you…
And then, and then: as it dawns she will not come wandering out the gate, crosscut to the Greenbrier Private airstrip where they think she will be taken off from shortly, choppers in the air, rumours that she has her own stylist waiting in the plane, and what couldn’t have happened to your hair after five months among hardcore inmates and how hard it is to generally do hair in a plane in a snowstorm: what is wrong with you people? And I almost cry again and zap on and what do I see on E-news: A fucking en-actment of the case against Michael Jackson. They have hired fucking actors who on a day by day basic act out the cour tmeetings according to transcripts, and three experts and a reporter in the studio.

Is is sick or is sick or is it just really fucking deranged?


going away for holiday?
http://www.westportnow.com/archives/stewarttv07160401.jpg

save the whatever
http://www.savemarthastewart.com/