Its gotta be said, so here`s a sample:
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kind Kwanzaa, Rockin' Ramaadan, Delightful Diwali, Super Spring Festival, Wonderful Winter Solstice and Saturnalia, and then the best in the new year, which would be respectively, 2005 (birth of JC), 5765 (beginning of creation), 142 (emancipation proclamation), 1383 (Mohammad moves to Medina), 5107 (Krishna dies), 4702 (Yellow Emperor starts ruling), 2758 (Romulus founds Rome). Happy Mary Fucking Everything.