today,
I remembered:
after having just moved to Copenhagen I once met a somewhat intoxicated genuine inuit, who I at some point during our conversation asked to characterize Copenhagen, to which he replied:
"You are never more than a 100 meters from a rat."

Now - years later - living in Viborg, Jylland, I have learned, that here you are never more than hundred meters from one of these: http://www.konkursbil.dk/images/IMG_3233.JPG

And...if you measure it out, it holds just enough space to encapsle the much talked about full package of the danish kulturkanon, and drive it where...well, fuck: I shit in the face of culture.