as the international community raves further east banging the drum and waving the flags while the hords of migrants slips like sand through fingers to the west, the status is a gridlock north and south, todays quote goes as follows:

"there has been an accident!" they said,
"your servant`s cut in half, he is dead!"
"Indeed!" said Mr. Jones
"and please, send me the half that´s got my keys."

Harry Graham (1874-1936), from Ruthless Rhymes (Mr. Jones)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Graham_(poet)