January 11, 2005


SIMPLE LIVING: EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE SCUM OF THE EARTH: part 32 of WHY THIS second rate poet DOESN’T LOVE BIG BUSINESS ©.

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The December issue of some lifestyle magazines that the family left behind had an article about this new craze simple living, I’ve been wanting to give a go at .
I cannot control myself, the reaction to the sheer rage I feel, to hear about these overwhelmingly super-functional rich white upper class people who have the privilege of actually being able to cut down on their expenses, their appointments, their consumption, their carparks and so forth to seek a simpler life, a richer inner life, as they say.
I’ve tried to translate a few statements said by the representative of the Danish branch of simple living, Kirsten Stendevad, portrayed in the magazine, in fur coat, silkscarfs, a chic Gucci straw hat Italian leather boots in front of her 3 million kroner apartment at Frederiksberg, Copenhagen, DK, looking stunningly good and well kept, leaning up her Opel Corsa 1986:

”I lived in hotel rooms with deadlines choking me but a lot of money, stress and general just being very busy. Today we drive an old Opel Corsa, that we bought second-hand I 1986. And for sure, that’s not considered a pimp ride.”

Kirsten Stendevad has in her pursuit of inner balance among other things initiated ”The
Faculty for Inner Career
”. She teaches kundalini-yoga (and as the article states: its the fastest growing yoga-ism within Swedish business-life!), and Goddess-classes, and donates some of the income from these to women of the third world.
Another thing that seems to be of great importance for this 100% superoverclass luxury problem, is how to have friends over for dinner:


”Dinners can be expensive and it takes time to prepare. You know, we want to see our friends, so we started another type of events, another type of dinner set-ups. The ones we invite bring their own vine (!), and we provide coffee and snacks, but then we’ve arranged that someone within our circle of friends will give an input for a debate. Like once, we had a theologist over and he gave an executive summary of the Bible, and then we discussed the relevans of Christianity today passionately. We also had some good discussions about why you’re bound to become an optimist by reading history, about the challenges Europe faces and so on. In that way we all get some spiritual input and an exiting evening, without big cost for neither the hosts or the guests.”

Get a fucking grip Kirsten Stendevad! Why is it interesting to hear which frustrations it takes to be a rich bastard, and how you have the actual choice of cutting down on “thousand of kroner worth of impulse shopping each month”…

Help the suffering upperclass is allright, but for God sake – shut the fuck up! Stay on your own turf. I`m sorry, im so cornered here and pissed off that my vocabulary is dried out.

For more white supremacist stupidity klikken sie hier:
www.sireneproductions.com
www.moderskabsomkarrierefordel.dk/
www.infantwisdom.com
www.simple-living.dk