September 28, 2007



The remixed version of BRAINWASHED that I have produced with Henrik Astrup, is being send sunday at 16.30h Ultralyd-DR P1, including seven brand new tracks done in collaboration with SPOKE over the last three weeks.

Ultralyd as such is closing down january first 2008, along with several other high profiled DR Units as part of the political manhandling and not very subtle censorship of the danish medialandscape.

The program will have a re-run on tuesday october 2nd at 2230h.

The unrest...

September 25, 2007



A little aber dabei to yesterdays posting on Vachina. To Helge Sander and others who might have a concern:

Inspiration to arise the chineese underclass, The People, could stem from the massive demonstrations for democracy (or against the dictatorship) that in these hours are on-going in Myamar (Burma) under the parole: Loving kindness Must Win Everything.

Chineese influence on Myanmar is so severe that the country has been desribed as the 24th province of China. Since 1989 China has supplied the military junta of Myanmar with military harrdware for a sum of two billion dollars, and basically has the country as a puppet-on-a-string. The chinese government ofcourse wishes the ongoing demonstrations to be solved in an orderly way, to distract attention from their own masses and uphold whatever international image Chineese administration have succeded in pushing. The upcoming Olympic Games in 2008 ofcourse holds a major value to China, and no way shall the world see hear or listen to the whimpering of The People while playing The Fair Games.

Anyways, Helge Sanders trip to China this week just adds to the picture of a Danish government which absolutely doesnt give a shit. Sorry I cant be anymore subtle.

a busy day ahead, a little something here to thnk about.

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September 24, 2007



MADE IN VACHINA.....

Danish Minister of Science Helge Sander is this week off to China. In Danish free newspaper SØNDAGSAVISEN, he airs the motivation for trip under the headline : WE GOTTA LEARN FROM THE CHINESE:
Basically his ambition is to blow open the Chinese market through a series of strategies. Mr. Sander says to the newspaper:
“Generally China is interesting because it is one of the places in the world where things are moving really fast…” and continues “through the years there has been a lot of obstructions preventing collaboration with China, but that has luckily diminished over the last few years”

Nowhere in the interview does he even consider or mention the major democratic problem that without question is a vivid part of everyday reality in China. Though the country is many ways is on the (economic) rise, which Sander wants to profit from, China continues to be of the most polluted and corrupt countries on the face of the planet.
In another article on Sunday in Politiken professor Jonathan Unger (The Australian National University/Canberra, Australia) paints a somewhat more complex picture of the domestic situation in China:

He describes how the Chinese in the mid-eighties felt the Communist party tightening their power, and that they generally felt left out. That was the main reason their they/the middleclass took the streets in 89 (Tiannemen Square).
Once the commotion of the demonstrations had eased out the middleclass slowly gained what they asked for. Today the Chinese middleclass more or less have what they asked for: They payroll is up considerably, more and more Chinese have bought cars, they have gained access to the internet where they more or less can discuss freely, they can buy bigger and better apartments. Some democratic institutions have been formed but the press and NGOs are under heavy surveillance, but by far the middleclass have achieved what they wanted in the late 80s (does it sound familiar).
But the situation is put into a ironic gridlock formed by The People. 800 million chineese are still considered as “below middleclass” (the new underclass) and are mainly occupied in agriculture and the fastgrowing mass-industry. These 800 million chineese constitutes a threat to the middleclass. So fa,r the massive number (800 millions) is basically without influence on the political system, but alas: The People are learning fast, and demands are being put forward from the masses, and that means fear among the middleclass, that The People should rise as one and, considering their low and non-educated background, would choose a populistic solution/system eccoing the Mao heydays.

The point: The Middleclass doesn’t want democracy, they want selective democracy. Another point: Neither do we! The Chinese market at the Hands of The People is a major threat to the economical system, and could result in a whole new situation.
So: By any means: lets learn from the Chinese, and avoid the breakdown.
The situation, with Mr. Sanders admiration and full accept, without questioning basic democratic principles, seems to be a popular routine of danish foreign policy. This one not s clear as The Iraq War, but in way ways you could say: The more shrude, the meaner.

Enjoy the trip Helge.

September 23, 2007

One of my firstt postings on this here blog revolved around this punkfavourite. In this clip from YouTube an more worn-off Jayne County sings "I wanna be your girlfriend..."

Enjoy. Sexuality is a social construction.

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September 21, 2007

I hate to be one of the ones who told you so, but there you have I will now tell you so.

The scar, the empty space left behind after the demolition of The Youthhouse (Ungdomshouse) after being bought and manhandled by the christian sect, The Fatherhouse, accordingly to Ruth Evensens religious vision of saving "Nørrebro from the terror of 500 stonethrowing psycopaths from hell"... have unfolded in total and mere...mental blur.
The Fatherhouse have sold, or put of for sale, the lot, after - I guess - fullfilling the religious vision. I am of the belief that they - The Fatherhouse - actually think they did Nørrebro a favour by powering the demolition. And sold now to a price offered to them by a fond trying to safe the Youthhouse which The Fatherhouse rejected with the CityCouncil on the sidelines washing their hands stating that that they are out of it and bare no responsibilty for the mess, even though they have had to pay a 100 millions* coronas to secure The Fatherhouse option to earn 12 million more that they actually paid for the house. What visionaries. Thank You God. Stupidity is the only sin.

As a writing goes on the heavily tagged churchyard wall opposite the Youthhouse-lot says:
"We are sorry Ruth. But you cant blame us that you got fucked as a child."
*the cost of clearing the Youthhouse: police-expenses, cleaning, insurancequestions and on and on and on...

September 19, 2007

September 18, 2007

So they have done it again. Called a meeting with a less than a days warning. Tonite at Nørrebrohallen Copenhagen City council have summoned to a meeting to explain the bigger idea behind the proposed 279 million corona cutback on child and youth politics. Ofcourse with a short notice the turn out will we thin, I for one cant go, and among parents, that seems to be the general....situation. Concious politics? I hope not - but really smells like it. Its the second time in a row they do.

Im off to BMX with my oldest son so I cant go into details here - time -.....
I was just informed that the meeting takes place 90 minutes ago, picking up my youngest. The employees of the various institutions have had 24 hours to prepare. Thats near-democracy, thats the concensus of shared democracy by Copenhagen Citycouncil.
I heard someone say: "Its like this: At christiansborg the assholes are on the right, in the Citycouncil its the left..." remembering that Copenhagen is runned predominantly by a leftwing majority. But as Lennard at DAMIOWH defines today, socialists arent happy, so why should they care about others peoples happiness, however boring it might seem.

One pissed of citizen. Blocks outs are on from friday.

September 16, 2007


Colin McRae, 39 year old former World Rally champion, passed has passed away in a hideous helicopter crash near his home in Scotland.
One of the greatest rallydrivers ever, a true champion and rolemodel for younger drivers. Thanks for the hours of watching breathtaking driving.


RIP.

September 15, 2007

today,
I recieved this promissing mail from Ibrahim Tank in Burkina Faso. Apparently I am a getting rich, so boys and girls come on over, drinks are on me. Please also note the highligted sentences. What prosperous friendship ahead.


FROM THE DESK OF MR IBRAHIM TANKOTHE MANAGER OF FILE / DEBT RECOVERY DEPARTMENT, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK A.D.B OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA. PRIVAVE PHONE: (00226-76 50 13 41). PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...HTTP://NEWS.BBC.CO.UK/1/HI/WORLD/EUROPE/859479.STM ( "REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON, ON A VERY GOOD DAY. I AM ( MR IBRAHIM TANKO),THE MANAGER OF FILE / DEBT RECOVERY DEPARTMENT IN AFRICAN DEVELOPENT BANK (ADB).I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM YAHOO TOURIST PEOPLE SEARCH. WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER I ASSURED OF YOUR CAPABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO CHAMPION THIS BUSINEES OPPORTUNITY WHEN I PRAYED TO GOD OR ALLAH ABOUT YOU.IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $ 15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS ( FIFTEEN MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS) . IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN (MONDAY 31TH JULY 2000) IN A PLANE CRASH. SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND ONE OFFICIAL IN MY DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINNESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL. THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER, AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. WE AGREE THAT 30 % OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10 % WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60 % WOULD BE FOR ;ME AND MY WOMAN COLLEAGUE. THERE AFTER I AND MY COLLEAGUE WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRNANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THETRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME ON MY NUMBER (00226-76 50 13 41) IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER. TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY YOUR’S FAITHFULLY, MR IBRAHIM TANKO POST SCRITUM:YOU HAVE TO KEEP EVERYTHING SECRET AS TO ENABLE THE TRANSFER TO MOVE VERY SMOOTHLY IN TO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL PROVE TO THE BANK.AS YOU FINISHED READING THIS LETTER CALL ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE DISCUSS VERY WELL OVER THIS BUSINESS.PLEASE CALL ME AND INFORM ME THAT YOU RECEIVED MY MAIL, BECAUSE I DON'T GO TO NET ALWAYS.

September 14, 2007

Copenhagen Citycouncil is determined to shave off 278 million danish coronas on the children and youth program and calls it "a promising development towrads more competetion...".
The executives of Denmarks Radio is not done performing the frontal lobotomy on the collective danish mediascape - the mother of all paradoxes - by firing at will among the now many ex-imployee`s in the infamous marooned new DR City. The case of The Youthhouse (Ungdomshuset, (69)) is still at a gridlock, the streets of copenhagen is flooded with frequent demonstrations at a level not seen since the heydays of the cold war, Primeminister Rasmussen is still performing day to day historic arrogance and revisionism, oppurtunist Karen Jespersen, once a left wing radical is yet again a minister with the powers thats rests, at least 750.000 danes still think the highlight of the week is watching "Crazy about dancing" (another tv celeb-recycling unit), and yippieayay if its isnt autumn again. Bring out them heavy socks.

Excuse for bitching. I am not expecting to get laid.

September 08, 2007





Working with an interview with a ladyboy I did in Thailand last summer I have been reading numereous books on the subject.
In the book "Hello my big big honey" (Loveletters from Bangkok Bar Girls and their revealing Interviews), I came upon this phrase that I think deserves further publishing.
A Bangkok girk writes in a letter a powerfull godbye, to a guy who apparently havnt lived up to the white rep:

To You (Very Bad Man)

You Pussy Flash. Not hero.
How are you. I am not broken heart. Because I dont care. Not want you, and Lady Thai not want you too much.
You (Fuck You). You say today you have lady. I am not you too much. You not man. But I am no problem and not care.
The man very bad (fuck off)
Flash Bar not want you.

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September 06, 2007

shit shave and shower skunkhead
roman dance hall evil clash
brain dreaded
occupation none
name p one

September 04, 2007


My exibition 90x130: Small Narrations
can be seen at HeesBogcafe, Jægersborggade 38, 2200 Nørrebro, until the end of september.
this flyer/poster can be ordered as an A1 print by contacting me at:

September 01, 2007


One nightmare speaks to the other. Last night. Winter. Hardcore winter in july. It is not so much the global warmning as it is the confusion it creates. I have a job. I have a n e w job: To list what commercial oppurtunities this freak situation offers. JulyWinter.
"Because" says my new executive, 6 years younger than me: slick, welltrained, newly shaved, tanned, and generally just annoying "if the market can adapt the situation people will forget its anything than less ordinary, and thats our chance, thats our new stage: To stage it. To stage it as something of their choice, something personal. Consurmerism has one purpose..." he almost yells, and looks to the cieling out our hideous workscubic: "Consurmerism has just one purpose: To surpress anxieties!"
I hate the job. I try: "But the river is full of dead and poluted fish, and the city is being invaded by cockroaches the size of lemmings...How do I sell that shit?"
"Make the idiots forget. Make somebody clean it up, distract attention. Everything revolves around directions sucker! To be able to control in which direction people are looking and how we make them look that way at our will. Outta sight - outta mind, how many times do I have to tell you?"
Daylight come: New and interesting information about Denmarks withdrawal from Iraq. I wont comment here, just await and see if it blows up in the face of our government or if they - again - will suck it up and spit it out....
A humblE proposal for the upcoming election. Yes, VENSTRE you can purchase it by contacting...me:
WE SQUIRT - YOU SWALLOW!