yesterday
I didnt blog, as I am writing the last 3 procent of my bachelor. Coming to think that I have paid 25000 d.kr to get the education, last week week I decided to put a little hrumpf into the ladder part of the proces. Tonight at 0300 pm I hand it in electronically, a proud little fucker am I, and I am done and dope!
today,
something strange happened. My neighbour knocked my door and asked if I could help her boyfriend get his car started. Why sure, so I went down to the parking lot, where I met Nick and his pimped up Cadillac. He had just installed a powerful stereo that sucked his battery dry everytime he started his car so he needed to get jumped. He popped the hood, and there in the shaft of the airintakes sits a RAT, a big sucker with a short tale, that looked like it had been cut off by mishab, It stares at us, the rat, then flees the scene. Thats what rats do.
I then backed my car up, attached the jump-cables and fired up, so did the Cadillac. Some roars, some friendly exchanges later I walk back up to our flat, and sit at the pc, from where I have a view of the parkinglot. I see Nick at the car, I hear him cranking up and down the stereo as he backs out, and theres like a squishi sound and he stops. Walks out and around to the back of his car and he goes "jikes", jumpes in the car - drive forward, and there I see a small but distinct bloody pool. I cant help it, I run down cause I here him laughing. And there flat on the parking lot, we are sure, lies the same rat, that only minutes before was under his hood.
no morals here, just - poor rat - how unlikely was that?
May 31, 2005
May 29, 2005
from the flottenheimer dictionary part 2:
roundworm: noun (c) any various types of worms with a round body that can live in the bowels of people and some animals and often cause disease.
http://www.fairmountanimal.com/Roundworm.jpg
May 28, 2005
Onomatopoeia: the creation of words which include sounds that are similar to the noises that the word refer to, like "pop", "boom", "squelch". "squirt"
from the flottenheimer dictionary, a new on-going...
http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/T-Shirts/rbkemp/popart-f.jpg
May 27, 2005
I`ve been sitting on my hands now for about 10 months, with all kinds of shit piling up. I have complained that I have been able to paint, I have stated my case against big business, but still I am in a limbo. So yesterday it struck me. You gotta make a movie, you gotta write some manuscripts. You are in the Zone- now go: So I thought, how can I write a movie, I thought about movies I`ve seen, and I thought: I come up with titels, and the movie writes it self.
My work in progress includes the following…
The Wasting Of A Broken Arm
The Spell Of Hopeless Mantra
The Illfated Nun
The Shocking Truths from the Future
The Nigger Devil
The Phantom Limbo Dancer
The Loss Of France
The Sound Of Liberace
The Sound Of Liberace Fucking
The Shaking Of My Hands
The Loss Of Brotherhood
The Subtitle Colony
The Text Runs Out
The Thing That Came And Went
The Final Days Of Rock N Roll
The Field Of Lost Illusions
The Final Diagnosis
The 16 Bit Slotmachine
The Mad Skier
The Great Flush Day
The Great Perhaps
The Son Of Gravity
The Face Of A Smooth Gentleman
The Decay
The City Of Horrid Dreams
The Blonde The Raped And The Tortured
The Things That Do Not Walk Hand In Hand
The Weather In Europe Today
The Problem The Solution The Problem Again The Antisolution The Paranoia And The Destruction
The Ambient The Pure And The Goodhearted
The Things You Like Too Hear About But Do Not Want To Be In
The Funny Feeling Of Being Ditched
The Pleasures Of Imagination
The Oh No Johns
The Mortal Millions
The Art Of Humiliation
The Sweetest Hours Ever Spend
The Long Proces Of Getting Tired
The Fury Of A Patient Man
The Madonna Of The Future
The Secret Of My Sisters Tatoo
The Continuing Paranoia Of An Ex Cop
The Heritage Of Killing
The Boom Alter
The Clash You Might Have Prevented
The End Of Circus Days
And I do not see any reason why each and every one of these shouldn`t be followed by a sequel.
May 26, 2005
stratospheric lingua on the first day exploding white dwarf stars rewriting story as it happens. the past is never dead. pills and sympathy adult loosers in welfare and health consumerism feeds the dog and the roots of democracy but it will not make america shot up. trade for the sake of trade. the absence annihilate my superego the loss of sense logoc and purpose in urban sprawl it matters not who you are it matters who you want to be and god cannot lie so get ready cause here i come like a postcard from hell. the devil is a nigger fuckballs! never trust a therapist and never highfive your guru - dont recycle, reload escape forward future mundomania the distracting stimuli its not even the past. more wants more as the stepping stone in to deep space water greed and deadlines floats adrift but free.
May 25, 2005
today
yellow captain cowboy merged identity with that of this favourite star, lucky boy burger on a jesus diet.
http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/california/socal/socaleats/
May 23, 2005
quote: the heart is a lonely hunter.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/06/0606_020606_shark4.html
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/mccullers_carson.jpg
May 22, 2005
today.
a daytrip the epicenter of the Loma Pietra earthquake (10.17 1989 5.04 pm, at which time I was hours in to celebrating my 25th birthday accompanied by the Aalborg posse at 1000fryd with three months of delayed educational support - the wonders of SU... ) just miles off our domestic turf. After a 6 mile walk through the breathing redwoods it was with some disappointment that the trail to the actual epicenter-site was cut off by undramatic mudslides, however so much that I would have to walk in a 3 feet deep creek the remaining 600 feet. However, in three weeks or so, the season will mean that the creek will almost dry out, so I`ll be back.
http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/earth/interior/faulting.html&edu=elem
http://sepwww.stanford.edu/oldsep/joe/fault_images/lomaprieta.gif
May 21, 2005
yesterday,
I didn`t post. Got them ole weltsmerz fallujah-blues...
http://pinkrabbitsays.typepad.com/boojee/images/fallujah.jpg
http://www.censurnyt.dk/scripts/viewnews.php?newsid=215&menuid=9
http://chuck.mahost.org/weblog/images/fallujah.jpg